My experience DATING a Thai prostitute in Phuket’s sex capital, Patong

Phuket's sex capital, Patong

Within moments of walking into the bar, I was greeted by a gorgeous little Thai, who took me by the hand and escorted me to a small table and asked what I wanted to drink. The room was full of middle-aged, white men – who were accompanied by girls half their age. “Wanna play a… Continue reading My experience DATING a Thai prostitute in Phuket’s sex capital, Patong

What it’s like having sex with a red-light district prostitute in Eindhoven?

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My personal experience and everything you need to know about sh*gging a Baekelandplein red-light district brass in Holland.

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Valentine’s getaways: Where to take your girlfriend this year and where to avoid

Valentine’s Day is approaching FAST and you want to impress your missus. Like most lads in new relationships, you went in HARD at Christmas and your wallet is now paying the price (literally). Chances are you’ve only been with her 3-6 months, but you’ve managed to spunk loads of cash on perfumes, shoes, bags, make-up… Continue reading Valentine’s getaways: Where to take your girlfriend this year and where to avoid

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Did you know there’s a secret garden bar hidden at the top of John Lewis in Oxford Street?

Did you know there's a secret garden bar hidden at the top of John Lewis in Oxford Street?

Was having a browse through John Lewis (Oxford Street) when I over heard somebody ask one of the shop workers the directions to a “secret garden bar”. For a moment I thought the girl was crazy, until the assistant smiled, pointed towards the food court and told her to “get the lift up to level… Continue reading Did you know there’s a secret garden bar hidden at the top of John Lewis in Oxford Street?

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Egypt: Sex, drugs, Machetes and awful Karaoke in Sharm el-Sheikh

When it comes to cheap winter sun, Egypt will always be one of my favourite destinations. Sharm el-Sheikh is just over five hours away – and without much effort, you’ll find a huge list of 5 Star All Inclusive’s for less than £500 quid.   It was the obvious choice when we needed to get… Continue reading Egypt: Sex, drugs, Machetes and awful Karaoke in Sharm el-Sheikh

This fact about whisky will change how you buy the drink forever

“The price and colour of a whisky have NOTHING to do with its quality!” That’s not our money-saving tip – it’s the advice of whisky wizard and Grant’s Whisky‘s global ambassador Rob Allanson. He knows a thing or two about the stuff and this week we caught up with him for an exclusive tasting session… Continue reading This fact about whisky will change how you buy the drink forever

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Bikini Beans Espresso: Babes in bikinis will serve you the breast cup of coffee you’ve ever had

Is the Bikini Beans Espresso in Arizona is the breast coffee shop in the world?

When it comes to coffee, I’d usually opt for the Butterscotch Flat-white… full fat milk, and lots of syrup. Until recently, I didn’t think a cup of caffeine come any better than that – just so happens, it does. Bikini Beans Espresso in Phoenix,  Arizona has mastered the art of serving the perfect cup of… Continue reading Bikini Beans Espresso: Babes in bikinis will serve you the breast cup of coffee you’ve ever had

Urinal gives blow-job after you’ve had a piss

Urinal 2.0 gives you a blow-job after you'd had a wee

Although at first, the thought of having a blow-job straight after a piss sounds filthy – it’s actually quite the opposite. There’s a new, tech-savvy urinal that will wash and dry your manhood the moment you’ve finished gashing. It’s called the Urinal 2.0 and looks set to be the future of gents toilets. Inventor Eduard… Continue reading Urinal gives blow-job after you’ve had a piss

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Sexy surfer Alison Teal paddles up to an erupting volcano in Hawaii

There’s hot and there’s super hot… and there’s this! Daredevil surfer, Alison Teal paddles up to an erupting volcano, becoming the first WOMAN on the planet to do so. The 30-year-old stunner donned a pink bikini as she made history (and waves) in the Kamokuna Ocean, next to the burning Mount Kilauea in Hawaii. Alison… Continue reading Sexy surfer Alison Teal paddles up to an erupting volcano in Hawaii

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London wine tasting on a floating bar

Campo Viejo Lake of Colour Media Preview Clapham Common London 8 June 2015.

Fed up with the UK weather? Still have some time to go before you’re off on your summer hols? Fear not- for our friends at wine maker Campo Viejo have brought over a small slice of Spain, complete with Rioja and tapas, to south London in the form of a floating bar as part of… Continue reading London wine tasting on a floating bar

ADE: Amsterdam Dance Event: Sex, Drugs and… Techno

Speeding through the streets of Amsterdam in our cab, Ibrahim, our driver was getting far too excited! “Elaina… You have to try Elaina! ” He had us in stitches. He was like a kid at Christmas, with a massive grin on his face talking about his favourite prostitute. He described her so well, it felt… Continue reading ADE: Amsterdam Dance Event: Sex, Drugs and… Techno

Stag can’t make his own bachelor party – so lads think out the box…

Chris Lloyd aka 'Carrots' couldn't make his own stag do, so...

What would you do if the stag couldn’t make his own bachelor party? Most guys would probably cancel the trip – but not these lads. The groom, Chris Lloyd aka ‘Carrots’ was unable to make his own stag do as he required an operation which involved a faulty aortic valve – fair dos. But that… Continue reading Stag can’t make his own bachelor party – so lads think out the box…

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Our man, Paul Ross takes on Dark Souls hot wing challenge at MeatLiquor, London

“EAT THE F****** BONES!!!” I shout at Paul – who’s crying like a wuss! He’s in pain, but powering through… in fact we’re winning! He smiles at our etiquette coach, Rachel, who wipes streaming tears from his eyes – while he continues to demolish a plate of 20 blazing hot chicken wings! The other guys… Continue reading Our man, Paul Ross takes on Dark Souls hot wing challenge at MeatLiquor, London

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888 Poker tournament: Stratford, London against stunning Sofia Lovgren

I’m used to playing online poker in my pants at home – so when Lads Hols were invited to join two former Premier League footballers for a real poker tournament I jumped at the chance. The event was held at the huge Aspers Casino at London’s Westfield, in Stratford. It’s a super-casino and as close… Continue reading 888 Poker tournament: Stratford, London against stunning Sofia Lovgren

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4×4 reasons to go mudding

I’d like to thank CLUB MUD RUTZ for hosting us, had an amazing time! If you’re interested, give these guys a call / email: Club Mud Rutz 07590 274785 mudrutzclub@gmail.com

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