From shameless shaggers on the beach to sexy shot girls dishing out Jäger from their breasts…
It’s approaching midnight and our local pub is just about to lock up. “Check this out”, Paul says as he opens up a secret ‘rave in the woods’ invitation on his phone. 15 minutes later and our UBER driver drops us off outside the park gates. It’s dark and the event isn’t sign posted –… Continue reading Top secret, ILLEGAL forest rave in Belhus Woods, Essex
Red Force vs Stealth: Fastest and tallest rollercoaster in Europe vs Thorpe Park favourite
Within moments of walking into the bar, I was greeted by a gorgeous little Thai, who took me by the hand and escorted me to a small table and asked what I wanted to drink. The room was full of middle-aged, white men – who were accompanied by girls half their age. “Wanna play a… Continue reading My experience DATING a Thai prostitute in Phuket’s sex capital, Patong
My personal experience and everything you need to know about sh*gging a Baekelandplein red-light district brass in Holland.
Valentine’s Day is approaching FAST and you want to impress your missus. Like most lads in new relationships, you went in HARD at Christmas and your wallet is now paying the price (literally). Chances are you’ve only been with her 3-6 months, but you’ve managed to spunk loads of cash on perfumes, shoes, bags, make-up… Continue reading Valentine’s getaways: Where to take your girlfriend this year and where to avoid
Ever wondered what Hotels of the future will look like? Check out these crazy sci-fi (but probable) hotel amenities and features.
Was having a browse through John Lewis (Oxford Street) when I over heard somebody ask one of the shop workers the directions to a “secret garden bar”. For a moment I thought the girl was crazy, until the assistant smiled, pointed towards the food court and told her to “get the lift up to level… Continue reading Did you know there’s a secret garden bar hidden at the top of John Lewis in Oxford Street?
When it comes to cheap winter sun, Egypt will always be one of my favourite destinations. Sharm el-Sheikh is just over five hours away – and without much effort, you’ll find a huge list of 5 Star All Inclusive’s for less than £500 quid. It was the obvious choice when we needed to get… Continue reading Egypt: Sex, drugs, Machetes and awful Karaoke in Sharm el-Sheikh
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“The price and colour of a whisky have NOTHING to do with its quality!” That’s not our money-saving tip – it’s the advice of whisky wizard and Grant’s Whisky‘s global ambassador Rob Allanson. He knows a thing or two about the stuff and this week we caught up with him for an exclusive tasting session… Continue reading This fact about whisky will change how you buy the drink forever
When it comes to coffee, I’d usually opt for the Butterscotch Flat-white… full fat milk, and lots of syrup. Until recently, I didn’t think a cup of caffeine come any better than that – just so happens, it does. Bikini Beans Espresso in Phoenix, Arizona has mastered the art of serving the perfect cup of… Continue reading Bikini Beans Espresso: Babes in bikinis will serve you the breast cup of coffee you’ve ever had
Ever wondered what it’s like to experience a lady-boy in Thailand?
Fancy dinner with The Twits? Well now you can because the twisted Roald Dahl characters are hosting some crazy dinner party in London until late October. Guests get to tour the Ghastly Garden before feasting on a variety of crazy dishes in the Windowless House with Mr & Mrs Twit. It’s an adults only event,… Continue reading Dinner at the Twits looks dreadful… in a really good way!
Although at first, the thought of having a blow-job straight after a piss sounds filthy – it’s actually quite the opposite. There’s a new, tech-savvy urinal that will wash and dry your manhood the moment you’ve finished gashing. It’s called the Urinal 2.0 and looks set to be the future of gents toilets. Inventor Eduard… Continue reading Urinal gives blow-job after you’ve had a piss
It’s called Dødsing. No we don’t have a clue how to pronounce the word or why it’s so popular in Norway – but we do know the rules… Essentially, the divers have to jump from a 10-metre platform and hold the straightest pose for as long as possible – before making contacts with the water.… Continue reading Norwegian belly flop contest looks flipping painful
There’s hot and there’s super hot… and there’s this! Daredevil surfer, Alison Teal paddles up to an erupting volcano, becoming the first WOMAN on the planet to do so. The 30-year-old stunner donned a pink bikini as she made history (and waves) in the Kamokuna Ocean, next to the burning Mount Kilauea in Hawaii. Alison… Continue reading Sexy surfer Alison Teal paddles up to an erupting volcano in Hawaii
It’s Friday 15th July – AKA the opening day of Ultra Europe 2016 – or so we thought… Turns out that the first destination on our party-packed itinerary was actually a night in our five star Hotel President Solin. The world’s biggest EDM festival brand / organiser ULTRA had cancelled day 1 due to… Continue reading Croatia Music Week: Ultra Europe 2016
For a moment, it felt like I was part of an MTV music video. Cutting shapes and making waves in a pool full of hundreds of happy, beautiful people — while absorbing both the glorious sunshine and the sounds of some of the most talented DJs on the planet. It’s one of the world’s biggest… Continue reading Ultra Europe EDM Festival in Croatia 2016
Brighton’s Big Screen is showing all the Euros matches this summer on the beach – and you can book a VIP BED to watch the matches from. Thousand of fans gather on the stones to watch matches on the huge outdoor cinema screen. But for this summer’s tournament, hotel chain ibis have their own VIP… Continue reading Watching England from a VIP bed on Brighton beach
Fed up with the UK weather? Still have some time to go before you’re off on your summer hols? Fear not- for our friends at wine maker Campo Viejo have brought over a small slice of Spain, complete with Rioja and tapas, to south London in the form of a floating bar as part of… Continue reading London wine tasting on a floating bar
Like most lads, I’m shit at remembering people’s birthday. In fact, if it wasn’t for Facebook – chances are I’d even forget my own! It’s May 25, and I get a phone call from my Mum: “Please don’t tell me you’ve forgotten it’s Tommy’s Birthday today?” She said. “Tommy who?” I ask… I’m not going… Continue reading What to get your brother on his 21st birthday?
As a kid of the 80s, I grew up watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo was my favourite. So when we heard Dr Martens were holding a retro launch party for their limited edition shoes to mark the film release, we got straight on it. Add to that mix free pizza – obviously –… Continue reading Partying with Dr Martens and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Speeding through the streets of Amsterdam in our cab, Ibrahim, our driver was getting far too excited! “Elaina… You have to try Elaina! ” He had us in stitches. He was like a kid at Christmas, with a massive grin on his face talking about his favourite prostitute. He described her so well, it felt… Continue reading ADE: Amsterdam Dance Event: Sex, Drugs and… Techno
Remember this lad ripping it up at T in the Park?
What would you do if the stag couldn’t make his own bachelor party? Most guys would probably cancel the trip – but not these lads. The groom, Chris Lloyd aka ‘Carrots’ was unable to make his own stag do as he required an operation which involved a faulty aortic valve – fair dos. But that… Continue reading Stag can’t make his own bachelor party – so lads think out the box…
“EAT THE F****** BONES!!!” I shout at Paul – who’s crying like a wuss! He’s in pain, but powering through… in fact we’re winning! He smiles at our etiquette coach, Rachel, who wipes streaming tears from his eyes – while he continues to demolish a plate of 20 blazing hot chicken wings! The other guys… Continue reading Our man, Paul Ross takes on Dark Souls hot wing challenge at MeatLiquor, London
I’m used to playing online poker in my pants at home – so when Lads Hols were invited to join two former Premier League footballers for a real poker tournament I jumped at the chance. The event was held at the huge Aspers Casino at London’s Westfield, in Stratford. It’s a super-casino and as close… Continue reading 888 Poker tournament: Stratford, London against stunning Sofia Lovgren
Japanese ass-eating fetish shop is the only venue on Earth which prides itself for serving sh*t meals.
I’d like to thank CLUB MUD RUTZ for hosting us, had an amazing time! If you’re interested, give these guys a call / email: Club Mud Rutz 07590 274785 firstname.lastname@example.org