There’s a number of reasons I’m not a fan of flying, annoying passengers being one of them.

Whether it’s a crying baby, the person next to me with a never ending cough, the brat behind booting my seat or that idiot who keeps testing how far back their reclining chair goes.

Some travellers, seriously!

But just when I thought I’d experienced almost every type of plane-stupidly annoying passenger… Reddit unveils a napkin note, handed to one of the cabin crew members, which read:

“I don’t know if you can make an announcement, but if you can you should say that whoever is farting in the area of rows 10 to 12 should definitely see a doctor because they might have ass cancer.”

Sadly, the flight attendant did NOT make the announcement.

Hardly surprising as airline crews are used to tailwinds ;)