We’ve all got that filthy mate who shags just about anything!

He’s the undisputed champion of “Bang a Beast” and “F*** a Fatty”..

Riddled with at least two sexual diseases and armed with an impressive three-digit shag count – Lads Holiday’s aren’t the same without him.

Let’s just hope he’s not responsible for seeding mum-to-be, Natalie Amyot – who’s desperately trying to find the guy responsible for impregnating her.

Whoever the tanned, 6ft blonde chap is, he’ll be getting a shock when he sees his one-night stand’s 30-second YouTube plea is starting to spread across the web faster than an STD.

…or so we thought!

Turns out the whole thing was a marketing hoax for Mooloolaba – a tourist spot in Queensland, Australia.