From my experience, birds are CRAZY! And I’m not just talking about my ex girlfriends.

Some daredevil Wood Pigeon nosedived into a plane engine which forced Thomas Cook pilot to divert back to Manchester Airport.

The Hurghada bound flight had only just taken off before the 300 passengers’ journey was cut short.

Reminds me of the times my relationship attempts fail to take off, forcing an emergency retreat.. Easiest thing to do is blame the angry bird :)

Well, that’s certainly the last game of “Chicken” for this suicide airhead.