Urinal gives blow-job after you’ve had a piss

Although at first, the thought of having a blow-job straight after a piss sounds filthy – it’s actually quite the opposite.

There’s a new, tech-savvy urinal that will wash and dry your manhood the moment you’ve finished gashing.

It’s called the Urinal 2.0 and looks set to be the future of gents toilets.

Inventor Eduard Gevorkyan says his fancy bathroom gadget is capable of drying most knobs in a couple of seconds.

Gone with the days of shaking – this space-aged slosh pot will not only hose you down, but will also give you a soapy wash before blasting your bits with warm or cold air…. depending on whether it’s summer or winter, apparently.

Promise I’m not pissing around 😉

Another weird one if you haven’t seen it already is the Japanese ass-eating restaurant – AKA the Anus Steakhouse.