Are you free for a couple of nights over Valentine’s weekend and fancy a trip to one of the most romantic cities on Earth?
Well, good news because I’m looking to replace my ex – who broke up with me last week over a TEXT MESSAGE!
You’d think the two year relationship deserved a better explanation than just the words: “I’m sorry, I love you but just don’t think this is working” – but I’ve never been one to challenge a woman’s mind – so I decided not to ask questions and move on.
I’m not trying to pretend it didn’t bother me, because it did. She was like my best friend and the message really come out of nowhere. Besides, nobody likes getting dumped.
But what annoyed me more was when Eurostar refused to refund the tickets.
Funny thing is, I’d actually bought them off a mate who also got ditched by his missus in the lead up to Christmas – talk about luck.
I was furious. Less than two weeks into 2016 and I’m now without a Valentine and £600 out of pocket…
Or maybe you could help me?
What if I advertise my two night’s stay at the Design Hotel Secret de Paris, with a couple of romantic dinners, and a handful of the city’s top attractions – all for FREE.
The only catch of course, is you’ll have to put up with me for the two nights.
I guess it’s not much different to one of those internet dating sites like Tinder or Plenty of Fish, right?
So if you or a friend fancies spending the Valentine’s Weekend with me – please just fill in the form below.
We’re due to depart LONDON ST PANCRAS Saturday morning (13th Feb) and return from PARIS Monday evening (15 Feb).
Look forward to hearing from you :)