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Looking for the best Go Go Bars in Phuket?

Here’s our shortlist of the sexiest and best Go Go Bars - with prices, locations and everything else you need to know.
Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
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Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

Looking for the best Go Go Bars in Phuket? Here’s our shortlist of the sexiest and best Go Go Bars - with prices, locations and everything else you need to know.

Truth is, despite Phuket’s stunning beaches, crystal clear waters and array of world class fitness and wellness retreats – the majority of men who come here aren’t looking to tan or detox…

Sex is extremely easy to get in Phuket, and Go Go bars are amongst the easiest of all these places.

Bangla Road on Patong Beach is quite probably the easiest place in the world to find to get laid with a worldie.

Admittedly, Go Go girls are the most expensive but that’s because the calibre is often the best.

I’ll dive more into pricing later, but typically the experience will set you back approx £60 (your drinks, her drinks, bar fine, short time price).

Anyway, enough talking… here’s the best Go Go bars in Phuket.

Suzy Wong’s A Go Go

Location: Soi Seadragon

Suzy Wong - Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
Suzy Wong – Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

It’s fairly safe to say that this is the most popular Go Go Bar in Phuket.

Despite being located right at the back of Soi Seadragon and a little cramped, it’s still jam packed almost every night.

Expect getting whipped by a naked waitress with a foam bat.

Calibre of girls is dived into two groups…

  1. The regular staff
  2. The models (7-9 out of tenners)

Devil’s Playground A Go Go

Location: Soi Seadragon

Devil’s Playground - Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
Devil’s Playground – Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

 

It’s both sexual and theatrical. The girls are dressed in either angel costumes or red-hot devil outfits (when they aren’t naked of course).

It’s fun and nosey, if that’s what you’re after!

Harem A go go

Location: Soi Seadragon

 

Harem Lounge - Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
Harem Lounge – Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

One of the newest Go Go bars in town, which combines many of the best attributes form all of the other bars to make it arguably the best of them all .

Harlem lounge as some of the youngest / cutest girls in Patong – and the venue makes you feel like you’re VIP (imagine sitting in a red velvet sofa surrounding the three stages).

Expect lesbian acts, sexy aerobics and women who want to milk your wallet.

Tip: When you first arrive, grab a seat on one of the wooden bar stools, until you know what lady you’d like to meet. Then grab the mamasan (boss-lady) and say which one you would like to hang out with.

Money Night / The Secret

Location: Soi Easy

Money Night - Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
Money Night – Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

 

Assuming you’ve been to a ping-pong show already? If not, get you’re ass to one of these venues as it’s one of the most popular things to do in Thailand (if you’re a bloke, of course).

Drinks are mega expensive though, but the things these girls do with their private parts will likely astound you!

Crazy Horse Circus

Location: Bangla Road

Crazy Horse - Best Go Go Bars in Phuket
Crazy Horse – Best Go Go Bars in Phuket

 

You won’t see these girls strip off, as they’re dancing on a big stage in the middle of Bangla road, but they’re amongst the sexiest women you’ve probably ever seen in your life!

These girls know how to move son, so if you’re one of those who gets off on imaging a girl riding the f*cking sh*t out of you, then this is the place.

 

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