IN A NUTSHELL

If you’ve never been on a lads holiday before, then Malia is a good place to start. It’s as cheap as cheesy chips at 5am. Okay, the stoney beaches aren’t great, but when you see the amount of hot women on the prowl in this party paradise you won’t be spending much time trying to make sand castles. Prepare yourself for an absolute onslaught of naughtiness my friends!