CHEAP HOLIDAYS

Dirty Deals

If you can't be bothered to spend all night searching for the best holiday deals, you're going to love this. Tell us what trip you want — we'll send the good sh*t every Friday.

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Example deals so you know the format. The live pipeline is being wired up — real deals arrive by email first.

  • Zante

    from Manchester · 7 nights, June

    £249

    Laganas, self-catering, walking distance to the strip. Try not to overthink it.

    • Cheap Sun
    • Nightlife
    • Group Chat Bait
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  • Magaluf

    from London · 3 nights, long weekend

    £189

    Flights + party hotel two streets off the strip. The groom doesn't need to know the details.

    • Stag Friendly
    • Last Minute
    • Nightlife
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  • Las Vegas

    from Chicago · 3 nights, Thu–Sun

    $499

    Mid-Strip hotel + flights. Resort fees not included because Vegas is Vegas.

    • Nightlife
    • Group Chat Bait
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  • Cancun

    from Dallas · 5 nights, March

    $749

    All-inclusive in the Hotel Zone. The open bar is a feature and a warning.

    • Spring Break
    • Beach
    • Nightlife
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  • Amsterdam

    from Bristol · 2 nights, weekend

    £159

    Decent hotel in De Pijp, flights included. Nothing requires being awake at 4am.

    • 40+ Friendly
    • Last Minute
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  • Ibiza

    from Leeds · 4 nights, late September

    £379

    Closing parties season. San Antonio base, big nights at your own risk and expense.

    • Nightlife
    • Cheap Sun
    • Group Chat Bait
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